The instinct of the true Porterhouse man when faced with a crisis is to reach for the bottle! Then to fall back on the subtle tactical skills honed at Cambridge down the centuries: blackmail and kidnapping! But will these be enough? Menaced on all ...
sides by the collapse of the Chapel, the tentacles of organized crime and the hovering threat of the abominable Dog's Nose Man, will Porterhouse be forced to unleash his most fearsome weapon: college food?