The Nightmare turned its head to blink in my direction, surprised. [...] "Thou are not yet dead. How interesting." [...] "I can finish that one at leisure. But thou, wizard, I will make an end to at once."
"Yadda yadda yadda," I muttered. [...] "People don't talk like that anymore. All those thous and thees. Hells bells, at least the faeries can keep up with the dialect." ~ GRAVE PERIL