On the way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood was accosted by a wolf, who asked her what was in her basket. She replied, "Some healthful snacks for my grandmother, who is certainly capable of taking care of herself as a mature adult".
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone",
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caued you to develop your own, entirely vali, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way".
"Anyone who is in tune with the times knows that Snow White took efuge with seven vertically challenged men,.."
"You didn't know that? You mean that you or your children were lulled to sleep by classic bedtime stories that are discriminatory, prejudiced and demeaning to witches, animals, giants, dwarfs, goblins and fairies everywhere?"
"After all, if you were brought up on all that sexist, racist, sizeist, ethnocentrist reading matter, then you most certainly need to be made aware of the dangers, in these sensitive modern times, of expressing any kind of opinion at all"
Nice light reading! :0)...Continua
I am content living in the current politically incorrect world :)