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Real Ultimate Power

The Official Ninja Book

By Robert Hamburger

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| Paperback | 9780806525693

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Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas hContinue

Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,

Robert Hamburger

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  • Awesome! Best if immature

    This Hamburger kid is awesome, he knows what it means to be a ninja. It gets pretty serious towards the end, I got sad at one point... but most of it is just funny nonsense.

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  • English Books
  • Paperback 192 Pages
  • ISBN-10: 080652569X
  • ISBN-13: 9780806525693
  • Publisher: Citadel
  • Pub date: Jul 01, 2004
  • Dimensions: 1355 mm x 903 mm x 129 mm Just how big is that?
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