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Spanking Watson

By Kinky Friedman

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| Paperback | 9780571201679

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Just as every dog must have its day, so must every Sherlock have his Watson -- even if the Sherlock in question resides in a downtown loft with an ill tempered cat, a perpetually smiling puppet head, and ceiling badly in need of repair, all thanks in no small part to the often-less-than-light-onContinue

Just as every dog must have its day, so must every Sherlock have his Watson -- even if the Sherlock in question resides in a downtown loft with an ill tempered cat, a perpetually smiling puppet head, and ceiling badly in need of repair, all thanks in no small part to the often-less-than-light-on-its-feet lesbian dance class held daily in the loft above.

And just as misery loves company, so does Kinky Friedman, the erstwhile Sherlock in question, love his tormentors from above -- enough so that when someone sends a threatening missive to the head lesbian dance-person, Winnie Katz, Kinky, in a mood of forgive-and-forget, sets out to find the perpetrator and to save the day.

Of course, just as nothing is ever as it seems, so is Kinky "Ace Private Big Dick" Friedman, not quite so altruistic as he may appear -- for, in fact, it was the Kinkster himself who wrote the threatening note to Ms. Katz, and then called upon each of his ubiquitous Village Irregulars (the mighty Mike McGovern, the mercurial Ratso Sloman, the marvelous Stephanie Dupont, and the masterful Steve Rambam) to solve the mystery, and in the process give Kinky a first-rate opportunity to evaluate the effectiveness of each of his would-be Watsons.

But just as it's not where you start but where you finish, so does Kinky soon find himself caught up in a conundrum of Sherlockian proportions when the bogus death threat turns suddenly, chillingly real -- and an actual killer steps forward to carry out Kinky's impotent threat.

And just as all things must end, so must this flap copy.

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  • Spanking Watson By Kinky Friedman

    The importance of being KinkyCountry-singer-turned-mystery-writer Kinky Friedman rises each morning in his little green trailer deep in the heart of the Texas hill country and tilts at America's sacred cows like a modern-day Don Quixote on mood eleva ... (read full critics)

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  • "All I could hear were the blurry half notes of the midnight machinery of the city penetrating the open window – almost like Allen Ginsberg humming a Buddhist prayer – then separating themselves from one another in my brain: sirens, car alarms, jumbled scripture of a junkie screaming through the vei ... (continue)

    "All I could hear were the blurry half notes of the midnight machinery of the city penetrating the open window – almost like Allen Ginsberg humming a Buddhist prayer – then separating themselves from one another in my brain: sirens, car alarms, jumbled scripture of a junkie screaming through the veins of the subway, the ubiquitous ugly sound of rich people laughing, the two legged rats rustling the garbage can timpani in the alley of the shadow of death; the cop is swinging his baton; the orchestra is tuning up."

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  • English Books
  • Paperback 224 Pages
  • ISBN-10: 0571201679
  • ISBN-13: 9780571201679
  • Publisher: Faber and Faber
  • Pub date: Sep 06, 1999
  • Dimensions: 1097 mm x 710 mm x 129 mm Just how big is that?
  • Also available as: Hardcover
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