The Darwin Awards is the legendary web site which commemorates the remains of people who have improved our gene pool by killing themselves in really stupid ways! Practically everyone who is on the net has received a Darwin story in their e-mail at ...
at one time or another. It is one of those legendary web sites which has become part of the fabric of being on-line. Started in 1993 by biologist Wendy Northcutt she set out to collect together and authenticate stories of individuals around the world who, through their stupidity, have removed themselves from the gene pool These are the people for whom warnings such as coffee is hot and this superman cape does not enable the wearer to fly were made . . .
Very entertaining, but gruesome too. People are stupid and stupid people die in stupid ways, most likely because they did something stupid. My absolute favorite story is on page 222. The one where the couple have sex on a mountain and get hit by Very entertaining, but gruesome too. People are stupid and stupid people die in stupid ways, most likely because they did something stupid.
My absolute favorite story is on page 222. The one where the couple have sex on a mountain and get hit by lighting (through the ass). The girl is killed and the condom fuses the flesh of the two together, Ouch! The male throws up when he realizes he is stuck to a dead body by his penis. Then he passes out. He is rudely awakened by a bear eating the face of his girlfriend, then the bear bites his head and he struggles to fight the bear off, while being naked and stuck by his penis to his dead girlfriend.
The bear goes away and the male drags himself and his unwanted cargo to the side of a road and collapses.
The duo are discovered the next morning by a camp of Girl guides. Surprise!
When his penis is finally un-fused to his girlfriend, witnesses said it resembled a piece of cauliflower. His gene pool fried up with the lightning.