The Darwin Awards

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• Black is beautiful

  One day, when I was editing the obituaries page of the Daily Telegraph, an injunction arrived from on high that we were to make a point of including the cause of death. As it happened, a candidate for the morgue of the morrow, a priapic jazzer, had h ... (read full critics)

  spectator published on Fri, 17 Sep 2010

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  Very entertaining, but gruesome too. People are stupid and stupid people die in stupid ways, most likely because they did something stupid.

  My absolute favorite story is on page 222. The one where the couple have sex on a mountain and get hit by lighting (through the ass).
  The girl is killed and ... (continue)

  Very entertaining, but gruesome too. People are stupid and stupid people die in stupid ways, most likely because they did something stupid.

  My absolute favorite story is on page 222. The one where the couple have sex on a mountain and get hit by lighting (through the ass).
  The girl is killed and the condom fuses the flesh of the two together, Ouch! The male throws up when he realizes he is stuck to a dead body by his penis. Then he passes out. He is rudely awakened by a bear eating the face of his girlfriend, then the bear bites his head and he struggles to fight the bear off, while being naked and stuck by his penis to his dead girlfriend.

  The bear goes away and the male drags himself and his unwanted cargo to the side of a road and collapses.

  The duo are discovered the next morning by a camp of Girl guides. Surprise!

  When his penis is finally un-fused to his girlfriend, witnesses said it resembled a piece of cauliflower.
  His gene pool fried up with the lightning.

  Hilarious camp stories for sure.

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  Redundancy.

  Why buy the book when you can see the same ones on the darwin awards website?

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  mizflame98 said on Jun 19, 2009 | Add your feedback

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  I was amazed while reading this....just how stupid some people are...or were.

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  Stubob72556 said on Jan 30, 2008 | Add your feedback

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• English Books
• Paperback
• ISBN-10: 0752859277
• ISBN-13: 9780752859279
• Publisher: Orion Media
• Pub date: Jan 01, 2004
• Also available as: Hardcover, Audio CD, Audio Cassette, School & Library Binding and Others

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