The Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it, showing us just how uncommon common sense can be. Meet the absentminded terrorist who opens a mail bomb returned to him for insufficient postage. Marvel ...
at the thief who steals electrical wires before shutting off the current. Gape at the would-be pilot who flies his lawnchair suspended from helium balloons into air-traffic lanes. These tales of trial and awe-inspiring error illustrate the ongoing saga of survival of the fittest in all its selective glory!
Very entertaining, but gruesome too. People are stupid and stupid people die in stupid ways, most likely because they did something stupid. My absolute favorite story is on page 222. The one where the couple have sex on a mountain and get hit by Very entertaining, but gruesome too. People are stupid and stupid people die in stupid ways, most likely because they did something stupid.
My absolute favorite story is on page 222. The one where the couple have sex on a mountain and get hit by lighting (through the ass). The girl is killed and the condom fuses the flesh of the two together, Ouch! The male throws up when he realizes he is stuck to a dead body by his penis. Then he passes out. He is rudely awakened by a bear eating the face of his girlfriend, then the bear bites his head and he struggles to fight the bear off, while being naked and stuck by his penis to his dead girlfriend.
The bear goes away and the male drags himself and his unwanted cargo to the side of a road and collapses.
The duo are discovered the next morning by a camp of Girl guides. Surprise!
When his penis is finally un-fused to his girlfriend, witnesses said it resembled a piece of cauliflower. His gene pool fried up with the lightning.