Eheh. Ora che ci penso, dovrei portarmi sto libricino in ufficio e consultarlo ogni tanto, come una garzantina...
1. medication used to manage depression
2. a prescribed medicine that in the past, you never really felt a need for, but when you started having crying jags in your cube, losing your mind, and couldn't concentrate on anything, your therapist suggested you should check them out. And by God, you don't know how you would go to work every day without them! See also Zoloft, Zyban....Continua
Everyone working in the corporate world with a sense of humor should keep this book for reference. Sample definition: "have a good night" 1. a phrase instructing a person to enjoy the remainder of their day. 2. when spoken by the boss, it officially closes the end or the workday, indicating that one is off the hook regarding doing any more real work; upon hearing this, many employees will feel their brains shut down and may find themselves incapable of finishing tasks regardless of workload or deadlines. 3. when spoken by a colleague to someone still at his desk, this can be roughly translated to, "I am going to have a good night because I am leaving, while you will not because you are still here. Sucka." Other employees who hear this will be overcome by a feeling of being trapped, isolated, and, if the person walking out makes more money than them, fury and indignation. 4. when spoken by staffers leaving the building together, this phrase, uttered at the threshold of the building or after immediately crossing it, is code for "this meaningless, seemingly interminable exchange or small talk is now over and I am entering my real life. I am no longer speaking to you and will now flee this awkward social situation like a bat out of hell. Don't event think about asked me which way I am walking."...Continua