Friends, we've got trouble. Trouble with a capital T, and that rhymes with D, and that stands for desk calendar. Pity the naive denizens of River City... they thought they knew trouble. Worried that a pool hall would corrupt their youngsters. Cute. Want to know real trouble? Witness the low-fenced dingo farm neighboring an open-air nursery. Frolic about under the anvil tree. Squeeze a pet lion onto a crowded elevator. Yes, now we're talking trouble. The Far Side Trouble Brewing 2005 Desk Calendar is positively bursting with severely twisted scenarios like these, presented one per week - which gives you just enough time to appreciate the perilous predicament of the future victims, but mercifully move on before dwelling on the real catastrophe about to strke. Professor Harold Hill would be so proud.