The Mother's Book

The Mothers Book is a funny, fully-illustrated treasury of everything a mum needs to discharge her dutiesand much more. Features include: a chart to monitor how proud you are of your offspring (from very proud to enormously proud); favourite future grandchildren names and how to subliminally implant them; how to pick the perfect nanny (pretty = bad, plain Jane = good!); tips for making kids love unpalatable vegetables; how to guarantee your kids love you more than their Dad; and deciphering teenage grunting: a dictionary. A gently funny antidote to the usual, overly saccharine Mothers Day gifts.