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And he shuffled... Well, I was going to say he shuffled off, or he shuffled away, but that wouldn't be right, because he was going so slowly that he never actually went anywhere. I could have watched him for fifteen minutes and I'd still have been able to spit chewing gum on to his head. So we'll just leave it like that. We'll just say that he shuffled. |
So many hilarious things... but this one made me laugh so much... |
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You should never drag stuff out of a nice conversation and chuck it bach in the middle of a nasty one. Instead of one good memory and one bad memory, you're left with two shitty ones. |
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