Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
by Lewis Carroll
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'So begins the tale of Alice, following a curious White Rabbit down arabbit-hole and falling into Wonderland.

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"And how do you know you're mad?" "To begin with", said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so", said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
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"And how do you know you're mad?" "To begin with", said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so", said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."